i love my parents

Dear Mom & Dad,

It has come to my attention that you have not yet received an invitation to our wedding. I was notified when your invite was returned to me via the United States Postal Service. You see, I incorrectly addressed your invite.

I have a lot going on.

You would think that having lived at that address for 15 years and then continuing to visit said address on a weekly, to biweekly basis since moving out, I would remember where it was. You would think that when creating the label for that address that I would put the correct house number instead of actually putting the last four digits of your phone number. 

I have just implemented a new way of doing labels with smart technology and I assure you this mistake will not happen again. 

Did I mention I have a lot going on?

You are still, most definitely, invited to the wedding.

lots of love,

your uncharacteristically flakey daughter.